The Blog from the Old Times

The Blog from the Old Times

txttletale:

txttletale:

txttletale:

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wow i wonder what trans women could possibly dislike about a prescriptive system of categorisation assigned at birth. good thing sherlock holmes is public domain because nobody else could crack this big fucking mystery

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‘in defence of my comfort pseudoscience, it is in fact meaningless bullshit that says nothing’

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so rry i was blogging from here while foraging for silkworms :(

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(via gcu-sovereign)

cipheramnesia:

foxgirlbeans:

milfglue:

milfglue:

milfglue:

am I finally free

YEAHHHHH ok. I need to post about this but uh. Tumblr has a very fun glitch! If you press R ONCE on the desktop ver of the site, it will reblog the focused post instantly, no tag editing or blog selection. it may accidentally post it a couple more times , but that’s it.

however. if you fucking hold R? it’ll reblog the post instantly too, but MULTIPLE TIMES INSTANTLY. like I hit post limit bc I thought it wasn’t actually reblogging the post. I only held the r button for a solit 10 seconds for it to reblog that post 200+ TIMES. my big ass mistake

either use or abuse it is up to you, but I reported it to Tumblr bc holy fuck dude. that’s too much instant power

Tumblr Support just said this is a feature, not a glitch.

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holy SHIT

press r to pay disrespects

PVP site includes automatic fire option.

cipheramnesia:

foxgirlbeans:

milfglue:

milfglue:

milfglue:

am I finally free

YEAHHHHH ok. I need to post about this but uh. Tumblr has a very fun glitch! If you press R ONCE on the desktop ver of the site, it will reblog the focused post instantly, no tag editing or blog selection. it may accidentally post it a couple more times , but that’s it.

however. if you fucking hold R? it’ll reblog the post instantly too, but MULTIPLE TIMES INSTANTLY. like I hit post limit bc I thought it wasn’t actually reblogging the post. I only held the r button for a solit 10 seconds for it to reblog that post 200+ TIMES. my big ass mistake

either use or abuse it is up to you, but I reported it to Tumblr bc holy fuck dude. that’s too much instant power

Tumblr Support just said this is a feature, not a glitch.

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holy SHIT

press r to pay disrespects

PVP site includes automatic fire option.

genderyomi:

greymarketastolfoestrogen:

genderyomi:

before i was a faggot or a tranny or an autist i was weird and surprisingly just being weird is enough to make people treat you like all of the above

I was also quite weird in middle school and kids would call me gay in and it’d make me upset. Like I got beaten up once because I picked a fight with a kid about it. Then a couple years later I was like “ohhh wait a minute.”

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secretsfromwholecloth:

squeeful:

twitter has apparently unverified the pope. i need a bishop in avignon to decide to be the funniest person on the internet

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(via pleaseijustwanttosleep)

cupsofjade:

triviallytrue:

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king shit. king shitpost, even

(via barin-mclegg)

evilkitten3:
“netbug009:
“Why are all of you reblogging this without the important context that Alan Denton is a writer on Sonic Boom?
”
well that’s kinda on his wife then ngl
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evilkitten3:

netbug009:

Why are all of you reblogging this without the important context that Alan Denton is a writer on Sonic Boom?

well that’s kinda on his wife then ngl

(via wizardshark)

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

Answer:

flakmaniak:

afloweroutofstone:

0x1-deactivated20220826:

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

Reblog to spread penis mania.

utilitycaster:

There are actually only two genres of high fantasy:

  • Once there were more dragons and more magic in this land, but those days have passed; perhaps the dragons shall return some day and bring a new era.
  • How the FUCK do we get rid of these fucking dragons

(via oopsabird)

claudettecosmogony:

killer-arcade:

claudettecosmogony:

felix:

felix:

whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style

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roseschmits:

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Don’t think I’ll ever beat this

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givemeurveins:

chirasul:

papasmoke:

usb drives you find lying on the ground are modern day cursed amulets

just over a decade ago, i was a student at a big state university and i worked at a computer lab on campus. and people would leave flash drives there every fuckin day we’re talkin like dozens of flash drives a week. and what’s really wild to me is that they generally would NEVER come back and ask for their flash drive. like, maybe 1 in a 100 came to the desk and asked for their flash drive back so we’d just have boxes and boxes of flash drives. hundreds of them. and let me tell you, people would leave all sorts of crazy shit on those (it was my job to check). mostly homework of course but also, like, entire music and movie collections, games, personal photos, extremely personal photos, and, like, tax documents. do u know how many times i found a flash drive with someone’s complete tax return and academic record on it? with like their social security number and everything? it’s a good thing i’m not into identity theft because working there was easy mode. anyway about once a month i’d wipe all the drives less than 256MB in size, load em up with furry porn, and leave them around parties like easter eggs

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nomosshere:

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(via theconstitutionisgayculture)

beardedmrbean:

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programmerhumour:
“Stop Doing Computer Science!
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programmerhumour:

Stop Doing Computer Science!

(via samueldays)